At War with the Army (1950)
Jerry Lewis: Pfc. Alvin Korwin
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Quotes
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Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [singing] The Navy gets the gravy but the army gets the beans!
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Pfc. Alvin Korwin : I'm warning you, you're driving me crazy.
1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : That's no drive, that's a short putt!
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Pfc. Alvin Korwin : Remember that song we wrote together?
1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Yeah, what about it?
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : We got a telegram from the music publisher and he wants us to put the song on a record and send it to him right away.
1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Go ahead and make a record of it.
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : No, I want you should record it.
1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Get Bing Crosby.
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : I like you better.
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Pfc. Alvin Korwin : Pick it up.
1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Pick what up?
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [sternly] Pick up the bag, *private*!
[Vic picks up Korwin's bag, they look at each other and smile, reaches for it]
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : I'll take the bag.
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1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : [annoyed] Alright alright!
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [mocking] Alright, alright! Big man! A couple of stinkin' stripes, big deal!
1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Go home and wash your face!
Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [mocking] Go home and wash your face! Look at him; General Delivery.
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Pfc. Alvin Korwin : Boy, if I ever get overseas, the first thing I'm gonna do is surrender. A concentration camp's gotta be better than this.