Big House Bunny (1950)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam Schultz, Warden

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Warden : Schultz! Office!

• Warden : [he's just found out that Sam tried to escape from his cell by digging his way out; screaming shrillingly]  SCHUUUUUUUULTZ! Just what is the meaning of this? I won't stand for any more of your nonsense! Now get out! Out!

  [Sam emerges from the warden's office, wearing a new prison guard outfit] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : [muttering]  I hate him.

• Bugs Bunny : [after being beaten up by Sam]  Eh, what's up, Doc?

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Trying to pull a escape, 777174, eh?

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, you're mistaken, Mac. You see, I'm not 777174. I'm only three and a half.

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Three and a half? Okay, so you're three and a half.

  [Cut to Bugs, cracking rocks and wearing a prisoner uniform with the number 3½] 

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, my mother told me there'd be days like this.

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : [laughs sadistically]  You'll do 50 years, or my name ain't Sam Schultz!

• Yosemite Sam Schultz : [directing Bugs into a prison cell]  Now get in there!

  [Bugs enters the cell and Sam locks it, then laughs wickedly] 

  Bugs Bunny : Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Outside? Why, you're *inside*!

  Bugs Bunny : [chuckles]  Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : I am?

  [opens the door] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Well, then get in here!

  [Sam switches places with Bugs; Bugs closes the cell, takes the key and leaves] 

  Bugs Bunny : [mockingly]  Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kiddies again. Boo-hoo-hoo.

• Yosemite Sam Schultz : [to Bugs]  HALT! Stay where you're at!

  [opens the prison gates] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Now, get out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! OUT!

  [Bugs shrugs, then walks out. Sam locks the gate shut] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : [giddy]  He's gone! He's GONE! I'm rid of him!

  [laughs] 

  Warden : [shrilly]  SCHULTZ! OFFICE!

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : [winces]  Oh, no...

• Warden : [to Sam]  I've had all the tomfoolery I'm gonna take from you! QUIET! One more slip, you strudel-brained bonehead, and you'll be looking for another job! Now get out! OUT!

• [last lines] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : I'd like to know what dirty stool pigeon squealed on me.

  [Bugs is seen standing on a stool, cooing like a pigeon] 

• Yosemite Sam Schultz : [Locked in a cell]  Let me out of here, let me out of here!

  [shakes his cell door] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Oooh! Get me a mouth piece! I want a "habus corpeas"!

• Yosemite Sam Schultz : [training his rifle on Bugs]  I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing that uniform!

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : Oh, I wouldn't, huh?

  [Both take off their uniforms] 

  Yosemite Sam Schultz : [sparring]  Yeah, right hook. Left to the jaw.

  Bugs Bunny : Yep, I guess you would, all right.

  [Bugs puts on Sam's uniform, while Sam puts on Bugs' prisoner uniform; Bugs blows whistle and guards beat up Sam and drag him away]