- The Old Roman: I have in the course of my experience as a teacher had to deal with imbeciles, had to deal with near idiots, but for sheer monumental asininity I have never met the equal of this aggregation.
- John Humperdink 'Dink' Stover: Well old sport, ta-ta. Good luck. Hope you sell out your line.
- The Old Roman: Thanks. Don't forget about the ginger. Sock it to them.
- John Humperdink 'Dink' Stover: Well old cockywax. Put this in your pipe and smoke it. I'm gonna own this school.