Hillbilly Hare (1950)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Curt Martin

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Quotes 

• [Bugs slowly takes off his disguise, while jukebox plays "Skip to my Lou, my Darling" and then starts fiddling a violin & unplugs jukebox, while singing, leading Curt and Pumpkinhead Martin outside with a musical voice] 

  Bugs Bunny : Promenade across the floor, sashay right on out the door, out the door and into the glade, and everybody promenade. Step right up, you're doin' fine; I'll pull your beard, you pull mine; yank it again like you did before, break it up with a tug of war. Now into the creek and fish for the trout, dive right in and flap about; trout, trout, pretty little trout; one more splash and come right out. Shake like a hound dog, shake again, wallow around in the old pigpen, wallow some more, you all know how; roll around like an old fat sow. Allemande left with your left hand, follow through with a right and left brand; now lead your partner, the dirty old thing; follow through with an elbow swing. Grab a fencepost hold it tight, whomp your partner with all your might; hit him in the shin, hit him in the head; hit him again, the critter ain't dead. Whomp him low and whomp him high, stick your finger in his eye. Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound; bang your heads against the ground. Promenade all around the room, promenade like a bride and groom. Open up the door and step right in, close the door and into a spin. Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl, jump all around like a flying squirrel. Now, don't you cuss and don't you swear, just come right out and form a square. Now right hand over and left hand under, both join hands and run like thunder; over the hill and over the dale. Duck your head and lift your tail. Don't you stray and don't you roam, turn around and promenade home. Corn in the crib and wheat in the sack, turn your partner and promenade back.

  Bugs Bunny : [Bugs' normal voice]  And now you're home, bow to your partner, bow to the gent, across the hall.

  [Martin brothers weakly shook hands, after their deep fall, and lay across a small creek, where they landed] 

  Bugs Bunny : And that is all.

  [Bugs concludes musical with a five second musical fiddle outro then closing credits start] 

• Bugs Bunny : And just who might you be?

  Punkinhead Martin : I might be Teddy Rooseyvelt, but I ain't! I saw what you did to my brother.

• Curt Martin : Be y'all a Martin or be y'all a Coy, rabbit?

  Bugs Bunny : Well, my friends say I'm very coy. Hee hee hee hee!

  Curt Martin : A Coy! Square off, ya shoat. Me and you's a'feudin' on account of I'm a Martin!

  [presses trigger of his oversized rifle] 

  Bugs Bunny : Boo hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and younguns again. Never, no more. Boo hoo hoo.

  Curt Martin : [the bullet almost leaves the barrel, but Bugs ties a knot in the barrel]  Hey, ye dern fool! What's the idear of tyin' knots in me rifle barrel?

  [Curt unties his rifle barrel and gets blasted] 

  Curt Martin : Just call me "Freckles".

  [after getting blasted] 

• Punkinhead Martin : Where's he at? Where's the critter at?

  Curt Martin : Sakes a mighty, it's so dark in here I can't see nothing.

  Bugs Bunny : Here! Try my cigarette lighter.

  [Bugs then quickly escaped the powder room] 

  Curt Martin : [sound of a lighter clicking]  The derned thing don't work!

  Bugs Bunny : Keep trying!

  [Dynamite room then explodes a very loud BOOM!] 

  Curt Martin : [Curt and Punkinhead emerge from the exploded shack, holding the lighter]  I think y'all are usin' too strong a fluid...