- Narrator: [revving engine at traffic signal] Oh, wanna race, do they? Well, they ain't gonna get ahead of meeee!
- [Mr. Wheeler had bumped into another driver's car]
- Driver: Hey, you think you own the whole road?
- Narrator: Hmph! Of course I own the road. My taxes pay for them. I voted for road bonds. I pay for the roads and I'll use 'em.
- Mr. Wheeler: [yelling at passing cars] Get off my road! Move over! Lemme pass!
- Mr. Wheeler: [yelling at a tow truck that is towing his now-totaled car away with him in it honking the horn] Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, roadhog!
- Narrator: Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy. But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler: drive safely, play fair, give the other fellow a break, and...
- Mr. Wheeler: [yelling at the narrator] Aw, shut up!
- Narrator: Let 'em wait. It's a beautiful day.
- [Mr. Wheeler takes his car's top down as well as his hat's top]
- Narrator: Fresh air.
- [Mr. Wheeler turns on the radio and the Blue Danube is heard]
- Narrator: Nice music.
- Mr. Wheeler: Da da dee dee doo doo da da...
- [Mr. Wheeler continues humming with the music while holding up traffic, as several car horns honk]
- Driver: Hey! Get over, ya road hog!
- [Mr. Wheeler's form crossfades into that of a literal road hog and he honks his horn]
- Car Horn: Oink, oink!
- Narrator: The modern car in the hands of the average man is rapidly facing an exition. Truly the average man is a quite strangely and ortodox species.