Cheese Chasers (1951)

Mel Blanc: Hubie, Claude Cat, Dog

Quotes 

• Hubie : Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

• Bertie : Hubie, I'll never be able to touch this stuff again.

  Hubie : Me neither. So there's nothing left to live for.

  Bertie : You mean...?

  [Hubie nods] 

  Hubie : Come on, Bert. Let's get it over with.

  Bertie : Yeah, yeah. Over.

• Dog : [the dog is at an adding machine]  Let's see now. Mice don't like cheese...

  [types on machine, pulls lever] 

  Dog : ...and mice want cat to eat them.

  [types on machine, pulls lever again] 

  Dog : Now then, cat don't wanna eat mice...

  [types on machine, pulls lever again] 

  Dog : ...but cat wants dog to massacre him.

  [types on machine, pulls lever again, and looks at results] 

  Dog : It just don't add up!

  [Dog then hears a dog pound driving by and runs to it, and runs away from Claude, Hubie and Bertie] 

  Dog : Hey, take baby!

  Claude Cat : [while running up to runaway Dog]  You forgot to massacre me!

  [Hubie and Bertie run up to Claude Cat and the Dog, as the closing credits start] 

• Dog : Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, uh, you're a cat, right?

  Claude Cat : Right.

  Dog : And, uh, cats eat mice, right?

  Claude Cat : No!

  Dog : You - he-he - you're mice, right?

  Hubie : Right.

  Dog : And mice, they eat cheese, right?

  Hubie , Bertie : Cheese? Ahh! Don't mention that word!