Don't Throw That Knife (1951)

Dick Curtis: Mr. Wycoff

Quotes 

• Mr. Wycoff : [thinking that he's talking to his wife under the bed covers when really it's Shemp]  I'm sorry I suspected you. You know how much I love you. Won't you just tell me you forgive me?

  Shemp : [in a feminine voice]  I forgive you, dear.

  Mr. Wycoff : How about giving daddy a little kiss. Come on, honey, give me a little kiss.

  [kisses Shemp's arm, then noticing the hairs on Shemp's arm, he plucks some of them out] 

  Shemp : OUCH!

  [in a feminine voice] 

  Shemp : Ouch! Darling, you're rough. You hurt little me.