- [singing, as he cooks carrots]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's magic. They fry, a song begins; they roast and I hear violins, it's magic. Why do I kid myself? Other loves that I have are all really few. When in my heart I know, the magic's my love for you.
- Yosemite Sam: [Bugs steals his hat] Gimme that hat!
- [Bugs tosses it away. Sam picks it up, infuriated]
- Yosemite Sam: Ooh, ya dern crazy galoot!
- Yosemite Sam: [Bugs tosses Sam's hat into the oven this time. Sam reaches in the oven without looking and puts a piece of flaming firewood on his head] Why, ya doggone crazy idjit! That's my new hat!
- [sweating]
- Yosemite Sam: Whew, it sure is gettin' powerful warm in here...
- Yosemite Sam: [as audience member gets up to leave] Oh no you don't! Get back in your seat!
- Audience Member: Yes sir. Yes sir!
- Yosemite Sam: The first one that tries to get out of here to warn that rabbit gets his hide blown off!