- Ramona Gladwyn: Say one thing about our marriage. If there's such a thing as an un-jackpot, I've hit it!
- Willie's Sergeant: There's only one thing I can think of for you to do.
- Wilson Boswell 'Willie' Fisher: What's that?
- Willie's Sergeant: Try not to get shot.
- Pinky: What's the matter with him? Who don't try not to get shot?
- Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: It's blackmail, blackmail. That's all it is.
- Attorney Stone: Please Mr Melrose - Mrs Melrose is still your wife.
- Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: [Having been blackmailed into a divorce settlement, hands confirmation of their non-marriage to Eve] It's just a few simple words on a simple sheet of paper but take it my dear and bless you.
- [Eve faints]
- Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: Are those two gentlemen still there?
- Secretary: Yes sir.
- Frederick C. 'Freddie' Melrose: Please tell them from me that they may drop in any time and pick up their client.
- Hector C. Woodruff: We all got higher than kites, then moved the party up to my place and kept it going for two days. Don't you remember?
- Katie Woodruff: No. Do you know why not?
- Hector C. Woodruff: Why?
- Katie Woodruff: That wasn't me with you that night.
- Hector C. Woodruff: Oh. No?
- Katie Woodruff: I've never been in the Latin Quarter in my life.