The Bob Hope Show (1950– )

Lucille Ball: Self - Guest, Self, Lucy Ricardo

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• ['Ricky' throws his hat into the wardrobe, only for the sea lion Lucy has hidden inside to throw the hat back out] 

  Lucy : Oh, close the door! I'm fumigating - we got termites!

  Ricky : Yeah, one of 'em must pitch for Cleveland!

• Ricky : Why are you fumigating the place? That's the landlord's job!

  Lucy : Well, Fred and Ethel are away. I'd just thought I'd help.

  Ricky : Oh, you're always helping, like when we went on our honeymoon. You thought we'd be lonesome, so you invited your mother to come along!

  Lucy : Well, I was just trying to help!

  Ricky : Who were you helping, your father?

• Ricky : [picking up a herring from a plate on the table]  What is this? What are these Texas anchovies doing here?

  Lucy : That's my first dividend. I joined a herring of the month club!