Duck! Rabbit, Duck! (1953)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
Quotes
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[Elmer has shot Daffy one too many times]
Daffy Duck : Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gunpowder, and cordite! I'm an elk! Shoot me, go on! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab! Why don't you shoot me? It's fiddler crab season!
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Elmer : [after shooting a rabbit Bugs made out of snow] Good heavens! He disintegwated.
[Bugs comes down as the "angel" of the snow rabbit]
Bugs : Eh, what's up, doc? How are things down here on Earth?
Elmer : I'm sowwy, Mr. Wabbit. I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you.
Daffy : Are you nuts? Why, if he's dead, then I'm a mongoose!
Bugs' Sign : Mongoose Season.
[Elmer shoots the "mongoose"]
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[Bugs' cup of molasses is shot into holes by Elmer]
Bugs : Funny. I never thought molasses would run in January.
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[Daffy is writing a license to shoot a fricasseeing rabbit to Elmer Fudd]
Daffy : This license permits bearer to shoot a frica... Hey, bud, how do you spell "Fricasseeing".
Bugs : F-R-I-C-A-S-S-E-E-I-N-G... eh, D-U-C-K!
[Daffy gives Elmer the license]
Daffy : Here you are, Leatherstocking. All nice and legal.
[Elmer pauses to read the license]
Daffy : [impatiently] Hurry up, hurry up! The fine print doesn't mean a thing!
[Elmer looks confused]
Daffy : Hurry up, Hurry up!
[Elmer shoots Daffy; his beak spins around]
Daffy : Hey, let's see that thing!
[reading]
Daffy : ... fricasseeing duck. Well, I guess I'm the goat.
Bugs' Sign : Goat Season Open!
[Elmer shoots the "goat"]
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[last lines]
Bugs Bunny : Just between the two of us, what season is it, really?
Daffy Duck : Ha, ha, ha! Don't be so naive, buster. Why, everybody knows it's really duck hunting season.
[Hunters suddenly materialize and shoot Daffy; he drags himself towards Bugs]
Daffy Duck : [panting] You're despicable!
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Daffy Duck : Now then, you've got it straight: You're not gonna pay no more attention to no more signs! You're just gonna listen to me, right?
Elmer Fudd : Wight.
Bugs : [disguised as a duck] Quack! Quack!
[moves his eyebrows up and down]
Daffy Duck : Oh, so that's his little game is it? Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck!
Elmer Fudd : [shoots Daffy Duck]
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[Bugs is disguised as a game warden]
Elmer Fudd : Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?
Bugs Bunny : Why certainly, my boy.
[Holds up a baseball]
Bugs Bunny : It's baseball season!
[Elmer laughs dementedly]
Bugs Bunny : [Throws the baseball] Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it!
[Elmer runs after the baseball, shooting it repeatedly]
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Daffy Duck : [to Elmer about Bugs] What is this, a cooking class? Shoot him! Shoot him!
Elmer Fudd : But I haven't got a wicense to shoot a fwicasseeing wabbit.
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Daffy Duck : All right now, let's go over it once more: now, what are you?
Elmer Fudd : I'm a hunter.
Daffy Duck : And what season is it?
Elmer Fudd : Wabbit season.
Daffy Duck : [pointing to Bugs] And there's a rabbit! Shoot him! Shoot him!
[Elmer hurries over to blast Bugs, but actually just blasts to smithereens a snowman dummy version of him]
Elmer Fudd : Good heavens! He disintegwated.
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Daffy : Brother, am I a pigeon!
Bugs' Sign : Pigeon Season.
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Daffy Duck : I am a duck bent on self-preservationum-minum.
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Elmer Fudd : Got you, you wabbit stew, you.
Bugs Bunny : Look, doc. Are you looking for trouble? I'm not a stewing rabbit. I'm a fricasseeing rabbit.
Elmer Fudd : Fwicasseeing wabbit?
Bugs Bunny : Have you got a fricasseeing rabbit license?
Elmer Fudd : Well, no. I...
Bugs Bunny : Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricasseeing rabbit without a fricasseeing rabbit license?
