Duck! Rabbit, Duck! (1953)

Arthur Q. Bryan: Elmer Fudd

Quotes 

• Elmer : [after shooting a rabbit Bugs made out of snow]  Good heavens! He disintegwated.

  [Bugs comes down as the "angel" of the snow rabbit] 

  Bugs : Eh, what's up, doc? How are things down here on Earth?

  Elmer : I'm sowwy, Mr. Wabbit. I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you.

  Daffy : Are you nuts? Why, if he's dead, then I'm a mongoose!

  Bugs' Sign : Mongoose Season.

  [Elmer shoots the "mongoose"] 

• Daffy Duck : Now then, you've got it straight: You're not gonna pay no more attention to no more signs! You're just gonna listen to me, right?

  Elmer Fudd : Wight.

  Bugs : [disguised as a duck]  Quack! Quack!

  [moves his eyebrows up and down] 

  Daffy Duck : Oh, so that's his little game is it? Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck!

  Elmer Fudd : [shoots Daffy Duck] 

• [Bugs is disguised as a game warden] 

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?

  Bugs Bunny : Why certainly, my boy.

  [Holds up a baseball] 

  Bugs Bunny : It's baseball season!

  [Elmer laughs dementedly] 

  Bugs Bunny : [Throws the baseball]  Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it!

  [Elmer runs after the baseball, shooting it repeatedly] 

• Daffy Duck : [to Elmer about Bugs]  What is this, a cooking class? Shoot him! Shoot him!

  Elmer Fudd : But I haven't got a wicense to shoot a fwicasseeing wabbit.

• Daffy Duck : All right now, let's go over it once more: now, what are you?

  Elmer Fudd : I'm a hunter.

  Daffy Duck : And what season is it?

  Elmer Fudd : Wabbit season.

  Daffy Duck : [pointing to Bugs]  And there's a rabbit! Shoot him! Shoot him!

  [Elmer hurries over to blast Bugs, but actually just blasts to smithereens a snowman dummy version of him] 

  Elmer Fudd : Good heavens! He disintegwated.

• Elmer Fudd : Got you, you wabbit stew, you.

  Bugs Bunny : Look, doc. Are you looking for trouble? I'm not a stewing rabbit. I'm a fricasseeing rabbit.

  Elmer Fudd : Fwicasseeing wabbit?

  Bugs Bunny : Have you got a fricasseeing rabbit license?

  Elmer Fudd : Well, no. I...

  Bugs Bunny : Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricasseeing rabbit without a fricasseeing rabbit license?

• Elmer Fudd : I'm a wed-hot sportsman after wild game. Heh-heh-heh-heh.