Hare Trimmed (1953)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Minister

Quotes 

• Yosemite Sam : That dame's taking everything but the kitchen sink.

  [kitchen sink drops into Sam's arms] 

• [Bugs, dressed as Granny, comes up to Yosemite Sam with a tray full of coffee supplies] 

  Bugs : One or two lumps?

  Yosemite Sam : Make it two.

  Bugs : Two? Okay.

  [Bugs takes a mallet and delivers two lumps to Sam's noggin with it] 

  Bugs : One, two.

  [He then runs off, giggling] 

• Bugs : [preparing to duel with Sam]  En garde?

  Yosemite Sam : I'm ready!

  Bugs : [Sam starts taking his steps while Bugs counts]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine and a half, nine and three quarters, nine and three sixteenths, eleven sixteenths, twelve sixteenths, ten!

  [a bus runs over Sam] 

  Bugs : Yep, he's right on time.

  Yosemite Sam : [lying dazed in the middle of the street]  Ooh... what a night.

• [Bugs is disguised as a Frenchman] 

  Bugs : Eh, what is up, M'sieur le physician?

  Yosemite Sam : You darn dude! I'll give you a taste of leather!

  [Smacks Bugs across the face with his glove] 

  Bugs : Ha! You have insult the great lover, the Marquis of Queensbury Rules! Take *this*!

  [Slips a brick into his glove and hits Sam with it, the broken pieces falling out] 

• Yosemite Sam : Great horny toads!