- Wee-Willie: Yeah, sure, folks. This psychology really works, don't it.
- [pulls the psychology book out of the back of his pants]
- William WIldcat: STOP, you brute. If you think I'm going to let you spank this poor, little defenseless child, you're crazy... I'm going to do it!
- Barney Bear: Allow me to join you.
- William WIldcat: By all means.
- William Wildcat: Doggone you, Willie Wildcat! You're the meanest kid that ever lived.
- Barney Bear: Aww, that poor boy.
- William Wildcat: I'm gonna tan your hide until it glows in the dark.
- Barney Bear: STOP, you brute. Uh, if you think I'm going to let you spank that child, you're crazy. The trouble with you is you don't understand child psychology.