- Jane, the Diamond Kid: Moe, I tell you, there's nobody here. Now, relax and sit down.
- [as she pushes him onto the bed, a spring pokes Shemp, who is hiding underneath, in the butt, and he covers his mouth to stop himself from making noise]
- Moe: Now, listen...
- Jane, the Diamond Kid: Oh, now, Moe, baby, lie down and relax. You're getting all upset for nothing.
- Moe: Well, maybe you're right.
- Jane, the Diamond Kid: Why, certainly, you're being silly. You know I wouldn't have another man in this apartment.
- Shemp: [her pet cat chases a mouse up his pant leg] OHHHH!
- [he jumps to his feet, flipping Moe off the bed]
- Moe: [trying to chase him out] I'll get you, you rat!
- [as he raises a gun, Jane deflects his arm and he shoots a light fixture in the ceiling, which falls and lands on his head]
- Jane, the Diamond Kid: What are you looking under the bed for?
- Moe: [searching for a suspected philanderer] That's where I always hide when I... Oh, never mind!
- Shemp: When did you join the Women Hater's Club?
- Larry: Oh, it's a long story. I'll have to tell you a little later.
- Shemp: All right.
- Larry: Right now, we're busy with this, you see? Oh, brother.
- [pouring them each a drink and topping it off with a spritz of seltzer water]
- Larry: There you are. Here's how.
- Shemp: I know how.
- [downing his drink, he reacts with the accompaniment of humorous sound effects]
- Shemp: Too much seltzer.
- Larry: [downing his own, his hair stands on end with the humorous accompaniment of a slide whistle] You're right, they do make that seltzer strong.
- Larry: I'm through with women forever. Give me back my ring.
- Jane, the Diamond Kid: [he takes a ring from her finger] That's the wrong ring.
- Larry: So, sue me.
- Shemp: [horrified when hearing Janes husband approaching] I thought you said you were separated!
- Jane, the Diamond Kid: He was away on business, that's separated isn't it?