Broom-Stick Bunny (1956)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Genie

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : Hello, air-raid headquarters? Well, you're not gonna believe this, but I just saw a genie with light brown hair chasing a flying sorceress.

• Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?

  Genie : By my troth, I will avow / There's none that's uglier than thou.

  Witch Hazel : [to the audience]  I'm so deathly afraid of getting prettier as I grow older. Pretty?

  [cackles insanely] 

• Witch Hazel : I warn you, dearie. I'm going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me. Who undoes your hair?

  Bugs Bunny : Do you like it?

  Witch Hazel : Like it? Why, it's absolutely *hideous*!

  Bugs Bunny : I did myself up tonight.

  Witch Hazel : There's nothing like a home permanent.

• Bugs Bunny : Evening, granny. Do you have any goodies for a Halloween witch?

  Witch Hazel : [confused]  Witch? I don't remember seeing her at any of the union meetings.

  [complementing the costume] 

  Witch Hazel : But my, isn't she the ugliest little thing?

  [laughs] 

  Witch Hazel : [suddenly worried]  Ugly?

  [to the genie] 

  Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?

  Genie : [sees Bugs]  Thou WERT the ugliest one, 'tis true / But that creep is uglier far than you!

• Bugs Bunny : [about Witch Hazel]  She may not be very pretty now, but she was someone's baby once.

• Bugs Bunny : [about Halloween]  Say, this trick-or-treating is a pretty sweet racket. Pity it only comes once a year.

• Bugs Bunny : You know, my delicate inner sense of danger warns me that there's something faintly unhealthy in the atmosphere of this cottage.

  [Witch Hazel stops him at the door, brandishing a meat cleaver] 

  Bugs Bunny : Uh, pardon me, auntie, but uh, I've got a lot a trick-or-treatin' to catch up on so I'll bid you a civil adieu!