Bugs' Bonnets (1956)

Arthur Q. Bryan: Elmer Fudd

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [wearing a judge's wig]  You're a family man, Monahan, so I'm only going to sentence you to 45 years, at hard labor. One thing I cannot stand is a dishonorable police officer.

  Elmer Fudd : [as a bride]  Ohhhh, ju-u-u-udge? Will you marry me?

  Bugs Bunny : [groom's hat flies on top of Bugs' head]  Certainly, my darling sweety. I would be delighted to marry up with you.

• Bugs Bunny : [to Elmer, wearing a gangster's hat, smoking a cigar]  I told ya, Marooni, this was my territory. Told ya to keep out, so...

  [Bugs blows cigar smoke in Elmer's face while he says:] 

  Bugs Bunny : I'm gonna rub ya out, Marooni, see? Yeah, rub ya... out, see? Yeah. See? Out. See? Out.

  [a police cap falls on Elmer's head] 

  Bugs Bunny : See?

  Elmer Fudd : All wight, Wocky, you're comin' with me, you mawefactor!

  Bugs Bunny : Hey, look, copper, we can settle this outta court. Yeah, moolah, yeah.

  [he hands Elmer a wad of cash] 

  Bugs Bunny : Ten G's, yeah. Buy somethin' for the kids, yeah.

  Elmer Fudd : How dare you twy to bwibe me, you miscweant!

• Elmer Fudd : [as a Thanksgiving hunter]  I'm just shooting turkeys for the Thanksgiving dinner.

  Bugs Bunny : [as a Indian chief]  Ug.

  [grabs Elmer's gun and begins to shoot him] 

  Bugs Bunny : Yah-ahboahboahboahboboo!

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : It is a well-known psychological fact that people's behavior is strongly affected by the way they dress. For instance, if we alter this gentleman's attire to something more romantic, certain changes in attitude may perhaps be detected.

  [the man's business suit is changed to a pirate outfit] 

  Man : Batten down the keelhaul! Yahoo! Kill the women and children first! Blood! Gore! Spit 'em on the tatters!

  Narrator : Even a change of hats will usually bring certain changes.

  [Elmer Fudd appears on screen] 

  Narrator : Look at this mild-mannered little man. A rather quaint figure, we might say, in his old-fashioned clothes. Yet put a hunter's cap on his head and let's see what happens.

  Elmer Fudd : Bang, bang, bang! Come out of your holes, you cowardwy wabbits! Bang, bang! And I'll bwow you to smitteweenies!

• Elmer Fudd : Come on out now, and let me see the cowor of your spurting bwood!

  Bugs Bunny : My spurting blood? Yipe!

• Elmer Fudd : [wearing a General McArthur hat]  I have weturned!

  Bugs Bunny : Yipes! I've been outweighted!