Half-Fare Hare (1956)
Daws Butler: Ralph Kramden, Ed Norton
Quotes
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[Scene on board a Chattonooga Choo-Choo boxcar]
Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph. You want to know something? I'm hungry.
Ralph Kramden : You're hungry? Why, I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's scut. If I don't get something to eat soon, I'll go nuts!
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Ed Norton : Heh, somebody goofed.
Ralph Kramden : [shakes his fist at Norton] One of these days! One of these days!
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Bugs Bunny : [smoke from the train cover their vision] *coughs* Hey, I... I can hardly see with all of this... this... Say, we must going through Los An-geles!
Ed Norton : Where is he, Ralph? Where'd the rabbit go?
Ralph Kramden : Where'd he go? Where'd he go? HOW DO I KNOW WHERE HE WENT?
Bugs Bunny : Eh, I went that-a way.
Ralph Kramden : Thanks.
Ed Norton : Yeah, much obliged, you sweet kid.
[Pats Bugs]
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Bugs Bunny : Eh, what's cooking, Doc?
Ed Norton : [lifts kettle lid to find two red pincers and a red-hot Ralph coming out of the kettle] Huh-huh. Hey, Ralph. You looked like a boiled lobster.
Ralph Kramden : I look like a boiled lobster.
[Grabs Norton and puts his nose into the hot water]
Ralph Kramden : Well, I'M NOT A BOILED LOBSTER!
Ed Norton : [his nose red from the hot water] Sheesh, what a grouch...
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Bugs Bunny : Oh, pardon me. I didn't know these 'commodations was occupied.
Ed Norton , Ralph Kramden : [their lips spell this particular word] It's FOO-OO-OO-OO-D!
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[Ralph and Norton fell into an alligator tank as the Florida Alligators snap at the men]
Ed Norton : H-h-hey, Ralph! On your toes!
Ralph Kramden : Ow! Oww! Ow-oww!
Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph! Oh, Ralph! Get 'em off of me, Ralphie-boy!
Ralph Kramden : [both men whacking the alligators to escape] Down, down, do-do-do-down boys! Down! Get away from me! I said, get away from me!
[both men escaped to the adjacent car]
Ralph Kramden : Don't sting me, alligators! Don't sting me, I said...!
[notices that the alligators chewed of the wooden plank/club]
