- Jimmy: Mr. Woodfoot, how come Charley hates Indians so much?
- Woodfoot: Now that's a good question, my boy. It's kinda funny, you know? Charley beats his horse, just like an Indian. Charley's free with his women, just like an Indian. Charley even blows his nose on his fingers, just like an Indian. I just don't get it.
- Charlie Gilson: Then how come General Sheridan gave out medals to buffalo hunters, huh? I seen one of them. A dead buffalo on one side and a dead Indian on the other. The army was for the hunter.
- Sandy McKenzie: Sure, during the Indian wars. Every dead buffalo meant a starving Indian. The army couldn't lick the Injuns so he wanted to starve them back on the reservation.
- Charlie Gilson: What's wrong with that?