Boyhood Daze (1957)
Dick Beals: Ralph Phillips
Quotes
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Ralph Phillips : I get blamed for everything I do!
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Ralph Phillips : [Ralph Phillips opens a hut where Africans were in progress of boiling his parents, alive] Boiling parents? I warned you Dackory's.
Ralph's Father : Doctor Living Son, I presume.
[spoof of Henry Stanley's historic quote "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" after locating David Livingstone, in Africa, on Friday, October 27th, 1871]
Ralph Phillips : Ambush me, will you?
[combat of gunfire and spears thrown]
Ralph Phillips : I hated to have to have to kill them all... but they had to be taught a lesson.
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Ralph Phillips : My insurance will cover the cost of the broken window, Mother, take whatever's left and buy yourself a catcher's mitt...
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Ralph Phillips : Father, you are too young to play in Africa. Go to your room.
Ralph's Father : Other fathers get to play in Africa. I never get to do anything.
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Ralph Phillips : [after hog-tying and capturing the Martians in their ships] Comm Ralph to General Staff, Comm Ralph to General Staff: Routine report - Martians captured, world safe. Over.
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Headquarters : Calling Group Commodore Phillips, calling Group Commodore Phillips: Listen here! Turn back! You are being pursued by a multitude of unfriendly Martians who all got A in Arithmetic! And besides too, your... your super-tomic filament is coming loose!
Ralph Phillips : Comm Ralph to HQ, Comm Ralph to HQ: Now hear this: I've just got to engage these fierceable creatures in mortal combat because what will happen to the Earth if I don't? Over.
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Headquarters : [after Ralph was attacked by the Martians and his plane starts to fall forward in a spin towards the mountains] HQ to Comm Ralph: Are you alright? Come in, Comm Ralph. HQ calling. HQ calling.
Ralph Phillips : [recovers from the near fall; bandaged, but is still able to fight with patriotic pride] Comm Ralph to HQ: bandits at high noon. Going into attack, over.
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Ralph's Father : There's something I have to tell you, Alice.
Ralph's Mother : You...... you mean?
Ralph's Father : Yes. This may be it. I hated to tell you, knowing how you worry.
[Ralph "Livingson" busts through the gates and the natives were stunned and surprised]
Ralph's Mother : Saved!
Ralph's Father : It's our boy, the famous explorer!
Ralph Phillips : I warned you, Daiquiris, that if I ever caught you boiling parents again, I...
[Ralph draws sidearms]
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[the battle with Ralph and the Cannibal Tribesmen ensue offscreen]
Ralph Phillips : Oh, ho! Try to ambush me, will ya? Take that!
[Ralph fires his guns]
Ralph Phillips : And that! And maybe that!
Cannibal Tribesman : [in agony] Eeg! Argh!
[Tribesman throws one last spear at Ralph]
Ralph Phillips : [Ralph fires one more shot]
Ralph Phillips : [wounded and bandaged] I hated to have to kill them all, but they had to be taught a lesson.