- Carl Perkins: [singing] Ain't no doubt about it, This must be love, One little kiss from you, And I feel glad all over, Ooh baby, hot dang gilly, It's silly, But I'm glad all over...
- Grace Show: Pete and Honey.
- Lew Arthur: Is that all?
- Grace Show: No, there really hasn't been a romantic singing team since Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy. It's so old, it's new.
- Lew Arthur: Now, wait a minute.
- Grace Show: Lew, it's perfect. Pete and Honey. It goes together, like - bank and money. All they need is one good song and we've got it.
- Lew Arthur: Well, I wasn't dreaming. It is old Hurricane Grace, in person.
- Grace Show: Oh and hello to all you fans out there.
- Lew Arthur: I thought you'd settled down in LA - like the smog.
- Lew Arthur: Don't feel bad, honey. You're more for records than the stage anyway. You listen to your old manager. We'll put Dinah Shore out of business yet.
- Disk Jockey WAOK Atlanta: Wow! Those Honey and Pete Fan Clubs are croppin' up all over the cotton-pickin' South. There's a record of theirs wailin' on every jukebox in town.
- Grace Show: I think it's about time you cut a record all by your dazzling self. And I think the telethon would be just the place to do it.
- Pete Porter: Cut a record without Honey? I couldn't do that!
- Grace Show: You're not Siamese twins, you know.
- Grace Show: His name's Frankie Avalon.
- Frankie Avalon: [singing] Don't wanna be teacher's pet, Teacher's pet won't do, Just wanna get close as I can get, Pretty baby with you...
- Lew Arthur: Are you gonna trust old Lew and do what he says, like you always have? Aren't you? Aren't you?
- Honey Wynn: Well...
- Jerry Lee Lewis: [singing] Kiss me baby, woo-oooooo, it feels good, Hold me baby, I hope to love you like a lover should, You're fine, so kind, I want to tell the world that your mine, mine, mine, mine...
- Disk Jockey WJAS Pittsburgh: Now, back to Dick Clark.
- Disk Jockey KFIL Philadelphia: That's right. You keep the money rolling in. The girls like to be busy. Where would you like to go now? Are you tired of the usual places? How about - Mars? Venus? Or, the Moon? I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll take you to New York City and pick up that Ace from Outer Space, Jacko Henderson.
- Disk Jockey WOV New York: E-asy-de-yock, Ho! this the Jock! And I'm back on the scene, with the record machine. Saying Goo-bop-a-doo. A how do you do? And Daddy-o, mon, we have a big treat for you right now. I'd like to introduce E to the Arts, Louie Lymon and the Teenchords with a terrific one entitled, "Your last chance," and - here it is.
- Teen Group: [singing] Your last chance, To fall in love with me, Your last chance, It's your romance, oh darling can't you see? It's your last chance, to go steady with me now...
- Lew Arthur: Honey told me to say she doesn't care to see you or speak to you again. And I've got a personal message for Typhoid Mary, too!
- Slim Whitman: [singing] Unchain my heart, And set me free, Give me your love, Or, let me be, Don't kiss my lips, So tenderly, Unless you really love me...
- Disk Jockey WIND Chicago: Now, so far this evening, we've enjoyed the great music of a band that's a favorite of yours and mine, Count Basie and the Orchestra. But, now, let's officially begin the formal portion of our show as we listen to his feature vocalist, the world's greatest blues shouter, Joe Williams!
- Joe Williams: [singing] You told me to meet you by a movie show, I waited and I waited but I had to go, You're not the only girl in town, I won't stand your foolin' around, No, no, Oh, no, I don't like you no more...
- Disk Jockey KWY Cleveland: And we move along here in the Joe Finan Show from KWY Cleveland, Ohio, and doggone it, congratulations to both of you; because, we hear your followup to "Who Are We To Say" is in the top 10!
- Honey Wynn: Number 9, this week. We're very happy.
- Disk Jockey WVDA Boston: Well, guys and gals, you just heard their groovy record. And now, here they are in person, the singin' swingin' sweethearts, Honey and Pete. Nice to have you with us, kids.
- Honey Wynn: Nice to be here, Joe.
- Pete Porter: It sure is, Joe.
- Disk Jockey WTTG Washington: Now, the Milt Grant Show from WTTG in Washington welcomes the Romeo and Juliet of the jukeboxes: Honey and Pete.
- Jerry Lee Lewis: [singing] You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, Too much love drives a man insane, You broke my will, but what a thrill, Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...
- Jodie Sands: [singing] Please don't tell me "Sayonara", Please don't tell me that our love is through...
- Grace Show: Just remember an old Inca proverb: When your head is buried in the sand, watch out for your tail.
- Pete Porter: Why don't you find something else to mess with, if you've got the fidgets. Huh? Change the color of your hair.
- Lew Arthur: It can't hurt Pete if you cut a record and we keep it under wraps. You don't have to release it if I'm wrong.
- Honey Wynn: It still seems like cheating.
- Lew Arthur: No, baby, you don't know my Lady MacBeth.
- Fats Domino: [singing] The sun's going to shine in my back door someday, Just you wait and see, just you wait and see...
- Joe Williams: [singing] You treat me, baby, like a worn out hat, Now, you're a two-time lover and a full-time flirt, You're nothin' but a schemer in a very tight skirt, I'm gonna go and do the town...
- Grace Show: You know, a terrible thing happened to me since I saw you last.
- Lew Arthur: What?
- Grace Show: I found out I'm not interested in success.
- Lew Arthur: No?
- Grace Show: No. I think I'm about to become a real live woman.