- [Last Lines]
- [Daffy wearing Chinese laundryman's clothing, ironing shirts, with Porky watching him]
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: [in mock Chinese, translation] Help! - I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese laundry!
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: [reading distressed message from fortune cookie] 'Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.'
- Limey Louie: Well, well. Pitties. This 'ittle pittle went to market. This 'ittle pittie stayed home. This 'ittle pittie...
- [Limey Louie loosening Daffy's grip until he falls down in the crocodile-filled basement]
- Limey Louie: Oh-oh! No more pitties! *laugh*
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: Well, now. And who might you be, me lotus blossom? Rowrr.
- Dragon Lady: Me, Dragon Lady.
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: Indeyd, now. And why would the call you 'the Dragon Lady'?
- [Dragon Lady breathes fire on Daffy, burning his outfit and his feathers off]
- Dragon Lady: Is answer question?
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: [covering up] Yep, is answer question... Yeesh.
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: Hey, Charlie Chung! You're a detective, arrest him! He's a killer!
- Porky Pig as Charlie Chung: Oh, excuse me, p-p-please. Not Charlie Chung - detective. Charlie Chung - laundryman.
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: My laundryman?
- Porky Pig as Charlie Chung: [shows bill in Chinese] Sm-small matter of large bill.
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: Bill? *scoffs* Confucius say, 'Can't squeeze blood from turnip.' *laughs*
- Porky Pig as Charlie Chung: Oh, yes. Also say, 'B-b-better you press shirt than press luck.'
- [brandishes club]
- Limey Louie: [dressed in drag] 'ello, now. What can I do for you, Guv'nor.
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: This a good, hot tip I be wanting, ma'am, meself bring a bosom friend of Limey Louie's.
- Limey Louie: *sobbing!* Me poor darling 'usband!
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: You're Mrs. Limey Louie?
- Limey Louie: *sniffling* Oh!, the way those coppers abused him! Grabbed him up and shook him like a dog!
- [Limey Louie grabs and shakes China Jones]
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: [groggily] Ya don't say?
- Limey Louie: [Throws China Jones to a table] Thrown him across the room, they did!
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: [seeing stars, slurring] The dirty dogs.
- Limey Louie: [grabs China Jones by the feet and repeatedly punching him] Punched him like a bloomin' punchin'-bag!
- Limey Louie: [drops China Jones] And he's such a gentle soul.
- Daffy Duck as China Jones: [slurring] Poor man. How did he ever lived through it?