Romanoff and Juliet (1961)
Peter Jones: Otto
Quotes
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Otto : Refuse aid? But you know how poor our people are. Our entire wealth is composed of liquor, a few Japanese cameras, and a library of forbidden books confiscated by the customs. Our entire income is derived from deliberately printing stamps with defects in them. And by now, even the philatelists are growing suspicious.
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Otto : You may say you didn't understand the motion, but that never stopped a real statesman from voting.
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The General : He deserves a decoration.
Otto : He deserves to have his backside decorated.
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The General : Otto, my gloves please. The pair without the holes in them.
Otto : Both pairs have holes in them.
The General : In that case, either pair will do.