Twenty Plus Two (1961)

William Demarest: Desmond Slocum

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• Desmond Slocum : What's a corpse look like after it's been in the water for two weeks? You wouldn't know your grandmother from a salted mackerel.

• Tom Alder : Can I buy you a drink, Mister Slocum?

  Desmond Slocum : I don't need nobody to buy me a drink. Not today, I don't. I got my four dollars from the blood bank and that'll carry me through tonight. Look me up tomorrow and I'll be glad to kiss your foot for the price of a drink; not tonight, buster. Go on. Get lost.