The Beverly Hillbillies (1962–1971)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine, Jethrine Bodine, Robin Hood
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Quotes
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Jethro : [Jed and Jehtro are discussing a "fast" girl back in the hills] Uncle Jed, she handed me a big old sugar cookie, looked at me and said, "Jehtro, if you had a choice between that cookie and me, which one would you take". Uncle Jed, that's when I found out just how fast she was!
[Jed leans in close to hear the rest of the story]
Jethro : I had to run nearly a mile to get away from her with that cookie!
Jed Clampett : [Disgusted] Jethro, some day me and you got to have a long talk.
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Lafe Crick : Now, no more a' this chasin' after other girls. Can't no boy love TWO girls.
Jethro : Well, that leaves out Essie Belle. She's about two girls and a HALF!
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Jed Clampett : Boy, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to clean up all this mess.
Jethro : Aw come on, Uncle Jed. I'm gonna clean up. I'm gonna set this world on fire!
Jed Clampett : You're gonna clean up alright. Everything. Or you're gonna end up with the seat of your britches on fire.
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Jane Hathaway : Shall I show you your bedroom suite?
Jethro : [thinking Miss Jane is flirting] Sure, darlin'.
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Jed Clampett : When Mrs. Drysdale gets home she's gonna call the PO-lice!
Jethro : No she won't. I gnawed the stump so it'd look like a BEAVER done it!
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Jethro : [repeated line; to Miss Jane] Sure, darlin'.
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Jethro : I saw a long legged pink chicken down by the cement pond.
