The Beverly Hillbillies (1962–1971)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Granny : Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.
Jed Clampett : Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.
Granny : It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.
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Granny : How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?
Lowell Redlings Farquhar : [looking slightly nauseated] I'm really not hungry.
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Granny : Vittles!
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[to Jethro]
Granny : And how do we do that, Mr. Sixth-Grade Graduate?
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Jed Clampett : [Jethro has decided that he'd like to become a Bullfighter, and has asked Jed if they can get a bull, so he can practice. Jed presents the idea to Granny] Granny, I got a idea. Let's get us a bull.
Granny : What?
Jed Clampett : Now, hear me out. We been wantin' to have a good ol' fashioned barbecue.
Granny : But, Jethro'll go to fightin' it!
Jed Clampett : Not for long. 'Pears to me they ain't nothin' a man can get his fill of, faster, than scrappin' with a bull.
Granny : Ain'tcha afraid he'll git hurt?
Jed Clampett : Nahh. A good stout bull can take care o' hisself.
Granny : Well, if there's one thing Jethro'd like better than fightin' it, it'd be eatin' it!
Jed Clampett : This way, he can do both!
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Granny : [Granny whacks Jethro] I'll have no Yankee talk in my kitchen!
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Granny : [to Jethro] When you was 6 years old, your idea of mustard plaster was somthin' you put on a hot dog.
