Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Paul Lynde: Mr. Akins

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• Mr. Akins : [Shows George the ad for Green Hills cemetery]  As you can see, we suggest the entire family all go out and select the final resting place together. The kids love it. They have a ball.

• Mr. Akins : How many in your family?

  George Kimball : Just my wife and myself.

  Mr. Akins : Oh... Well, that's all right. Chance of any little additions, maybe?

  George Kimball : Well, there might be another man along later.

  Mr. Akins : I beg your pardon.

• George Kimball : Mr.Akins, let me ask you a question. Assuming the husband goes first, and then later on the wife remarries.

  Mr. Akins : Uh huh.

  George Kimball : Then assuming the wife goes next and she's buried alongside her first husband.

  Mr. Akins : Uh huh.

  George Kimball : Well, when the second goes, is he buried alongside the other two. I mean, are they all put in there together.

  Mr. Akins : Yes, that happens.

  George Kimball : Well, make it for three. I might as well go all the way.

• Mr. Akins : Whenever you're ready, we're ready.

  George Kimball : That's a comforting thought.