The New 3 Stooges (1965)
Moe Howard: Moe, Cactus Pete, King of Hearts, Moe-Rats, Orville Wright, Peter Panic, Rabbit
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Quotes
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Moe : [Curly Joe's sweeping a hole in the dirt] What do you think you're doing, ya lame brain?
Curly-Joe : Just sweeping off the sidewalk.
Moe : There *isn't* any sidewalk, you numbskull!
Curly-Joe : There isn't? Whew, that's a relief.
[Moe grabs the broom and hits Curly Joe in the nose with it]
Curly-Joe : Now I know how Pinocchio felt.
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Moe : You don't know anything about cars.
Curly-Joe : What do you mean I don't know anything about cars? You mean I know everything about cars. I know this, if the carberator doesn't carb and the differentiator is different, and the distributor's cap doesn't distribute, and the crankcase gets cranky, that car will not run.
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Moe : Boy it's not easy to get a diploma for dentistry. Three whole weeks I have to study! By mail!
Larry : Wait a minute, and that's just a license to practice dentistry!
Moe : Oh I'll get my practice alright. Curly-Joe, you be my nurse.
Curly-Joe : And a very pretty one, too...
Moe : And YOU be my patient.
Larry : No way. You're not gonna practice on me, Moe. Absolutely, positively, *NO!*
[Re-enters with Curly-Joe dressed as a woman pushing him into the dentist office]
Larry : Can't we talk this over?
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Moe : [Moe is practicing dentistry on Larry] Cotton! Cotton!
[Moe and Curly start forcing cotton into Larry's mouth]
Larry : Mmph! Mmmm!
Curly-Joe : Oh you can get more than that in.
[Continues stuffing Larry's mouth with cotton]
Moe : Nurse, please, administer anesthetic.
[Curly hits Larry with a mallet, knocking him out]