- Dr. Bartholomew Snow: [On the phone with fiancé number six] She said what? She said all psychiatrists are nuts, did she? Well, let me tell you something about your mother...
- [She hangs up]
- Dr. Bartholomew Snow: [With maudlin music in the background] Miss Smith - just because I have suffered several disappointments, you seem to be under the impression that I am intolerably shallow. On the contrary, it is precisely the warmth of my emotions that causes all these... difficulties. Mine's a... tender spirit... eager for love... . easily wounded.
- Smitty: [Who has been working on records, without looking up from her desk] Yes, doctor. Just don't bleed on the rug.
- Smitty: Oh, um, you'll like Mr. Fitzpatrick - typical Madison avenue syndrome.
- Dr. Bartholomew Snow: I'll make the diagnosis, Miss Smith.
- Smitty: Yes, doctor.