Help! (1965)

Eleanor Bron: Ahme

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Quotes 

• Ahme : [to Ringo, holding a syringe]  This will make your finger shrink. Be brave.

  John : Don't look.

  Ahme : [into the camera]  Alas, if he were brave, this would not be necessary.

• [Offering gold to Paul] 

  Clang : Hey, Be-a-tle! How about this, eh? Shufty gold! All of it pure gold in easy-to-handle denominational nuggets. Not marked, not a mark on 'em, eh?

  Paul : No, I hate them.

  Ahme : No!

  Paul : I I do! I mean, they make your fingers go green.

  Ahme : It is not the Beatle with the ring, he.

  Paul : Aren't I?

  Ahme : No unfortunately!

  [laughs as Paul gives her a dirty look] 

• Ahme : He has three hours to live.

  Paul : Say no more.

  Ahme : I can say no more.

• John : [George has just passed out from seeing the size of Ahme's hypodermic needle]  Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!

  Ahme : No! It is Clang, the high priest, who is filthy in his Eastern ways.

  John : How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?

  Paul : What filthy ways are these?

• Ahme : Hold! Release him or I shoot, and I am a dead-eye shot, shooting.

• Clang : [realizing the ring is gone]  The ring!

  Ahme : The ring!

  Bhuta : Has nobody looked in the wash basin?

• Ahme : [to camera]  I am not what I seem.

• Ahme : [Pulls out a shot]  I have here.

  [George faints] 

• Ringo : I can't swim!

  Ahme : What do you mean, you can't swim?