Help! (1965)

George Harrison: George

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• [At Scotland Yard] 

  John : Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.

  George : I know we're here.

• George : [realizing the curling stone is actually a bomb]  Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!

• [One of Clang's men is choking John] 

  John : Get off!

  [George jumps in to help, but Clang's man falls aside. George ends up choking John] 

  John : It's me, you fool!

  George : [Still choking John]  Oh, sorry!

  John : Well, stop it!

• Superintendent : Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know James Cagney.

  [imitating Ringo on the phone] 

  Superintendent : Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab?

  George : Not a bit like Cagney.

• George : Hey, you're all red again.

  Ringo : I know, I'm beginning to like it!

• Cameo : Boys, are you buzzing?

  John : No thanks, I've got the car!

  Cameo : No no no. I'll have to play it back. You'll have to do it again!

  [He plays the recording back so they can hear the buzzing sound] 

  John : Is that you?

  Paul : No.

  George : Well don't look at me.

  [Ringo and his drums crash through the sawn-through floor to the room below] 

  John : That was you buzzing! You naughty boy!

• George : [referring to a drill coming through a painting]  What's that?

  Austrian Waiter : What's what?

  George : That little whirly thing coming out of his stomach.

  Austrian Waiter : I can't look!

  [a hose comes through the whole the drill made] 

  John : It's only a hose.

  [the waiter faints as the Beatles investigate the hose] 

  Paul : [listens into the hose then hands it to John]  It's for you.

  John : Who is it?

  Paul : The gardener.

• [to an Indian man standing on his head] 

  John : Doesn't the blood rush to your head Sir?

  [In the restaurant kitchen] 

  George : Doesn't the eastern flavor come rather expensive?

  [Paul to belly dancer] 

  Paul : Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

• George : What's your electric bill like?

  Algernon : Sort of a long counterfoil!

• Superintendent : Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?

  John : I haven't got any, have you George?

  George : Did have.

  Paul : I have had.

  Ringo : I will have! Lead on!

• Ringo : There's more here than meets the eye!

  George : Ho ho.

  John : Ho.

  George : Ho ho.

  John : Ho.

  George : Ho ho ho

  John : Ho ho!

  George : Ho ho.

  John : Huh ho.

• George : [referring to Ringo's finger]  Hey, there might be some insurance.

  John : I wouldn't think of such a thing!

  [whispering] 

  John : Find out, eh?

• Paul : [voice distorted]  It is one of those rela tela camenzas!

  George : Bad machine!

• George : I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul?

• [In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination] 

  Ringo : Okay, who let it out?

  John : Nobody'll know!

  Paul : We're not going there.

  John : We just put it 'round we're going there.

  Paul : We're not going there!

  John : We just put it 'round we're going there!

  George : Just so everybody'd think we were going there.

  Ringo : I'd like to go there.

  John : You wouldn't like it.

  Ringo : Where are we going, then?

  John : Never you mind.

• [Paul tracking foot prints] 

  Paul : Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.

  John : Does he? What's he say?

  Paul : Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.

  George : Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!

  John : Dare we ask how you know?

  Ringo : How?

  Paul : How? I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.

  John : To the temple!

• George : How's your equilibrium ring?

  Ringo : How's yours? You lied again, George.

  George : How'd you know it's not you that's lied.

  Ringo : Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?

  Paul : Yeah, you are.

• George : I didn't encourage that wink!