Help! (1965)

Ringo Starr: Ringo

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• Ringo : What was it that first attracted you to me?

  John : Well, you're very polite, aren't you?

• John : [finding a season ticket in his soup]  What's this?

  Ringo : A season ticket. What do you think it is?

  John : Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.

• Ringo : The Fire Brigade once got my head out of some railings.

  John : Did you want them to?

  Ringo : No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.

• Superintendent : So this is the famous ring?

  Ringo : I'm in fear of me life, you know!

  Superintendent : And these are the famous Beatles?

  John : So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?

  Superintendent : And how long do you think you'll last?

  John : Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?

• Ringo : They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours. I think.

• John : [to Ringo whose arm is trapped inside a mail box]  What are you doing?

  Ringo : Posting a letter.

• [Ringo's hand is trapped in the sandwich dispenser] 

  Ringo : Hey someone's got hold of me finger!

  John : Are you trying to attract attention again?

• George : Hey, you're all red again.

  Ringo : I know, I'm beginning to like it!

• John : Stop dragging things down to your own level, it's immature son.

  Ringo : I thought, Well I... I thought she was a sandwich, 'til she went spare on me hand.

• [after a failed attempt to steal Ringo's ring] 

  Ringo : Hey! You've been messing about with me in my kip!

  John : Eh?

  Ringo : No, I mean, you know, with a fishing rod.

  John : I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one. What are you doing on the floor?

  Ringo : I'm tired.

• Ringo : [Ringo approaches the bar and asks for]  Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime

• John : Oh, why don't you chop it off, Ringo?

  Ringo : Look John, I've had some great times with this finger.

  [to Paul] 

  Ringo : And how do you know I wouldn't miss it?

  Paul : You're a rat underneath, aren't you?

• Superintendent : Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?

  John : I haven't got any, have you George?

  George : Did have.

  Paul : I have had.

  Ringo : I will have! Lead on!

• Ringo : There's more here than meets the eye!

  George : Ho ho.

  John : Ho.

  George : Ho ho.

  John : Ho.

  George : Ho ho ho

  John : Ho ho!

  George : Ho ho.

  John : Huh ho.

• John : How do you feel?

  [puts light bulb to Ringo's mouth like a microphone] 

  Ringo : I used to use my hands.

  John : [speaks into "microphone" in funny voice]  He used to use his hands.

• [In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination] 

  Ringo : Okay, who let it out?

  John : Nobody'll know!

  Paul : We're not going there.

  John : We just put it 'round we're going there.

  Paul : We're not going there!

  John : We just put it 'round we're going there!

  George : Just so everybody'd think we were going there.

  Ringo : I'd like to go there.

  John : You wouldn't like it.

  Ringo : Where are we going, then?

  John : Never you mind.

• Ringo : [to Clang after he has taken off the ring and put it on Clang]  Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!

• Ringo : [Paul returns to normal after hiding in the ashtray on the floor]  Look!

  Paul : Yech, I'm all sticky.

  [sees Ringo covered in paint] 

  Paul : You're all red!

• Ringo : I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?

• [Paul tracking foot prints] 

  Paul : Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.

  John : Does he? What's he say?

  Paul : Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.

  George : Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!

  John : Dare we ask how you know?

  Ringo : How?

  Paul : How? I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.

  John : To the temple!

• George : How's your equilibrium ring?

  Ringo : How's yours? You lied again, George.

  George : How'd you know it's not you that's lied.

  Ringo : Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?

  Paul : Yeah, you are.

• Professor Foot : Voltage, Voltage! Up up. Up up

  Paul : Up, up.

  John : Up

  Ringo : Are you sure I'm earthed?

  Algernon : Oh no! Er, hold on, thank you.

• Ringo : They kept pulling me nose! Mine of all noses!

• Ringo : I can't swim!

  Ahme : What do you mean, you can't swim?

• John : Let's go back and get 'em, eh?

  Ringo : Hey, no, they'll disembowel us!

  John : Not if I get the boot in first!