You Must Be Joking! (1965)

Richard Wattis: Parkins

Quotes 

• [Lieutenant Morton taps the desk bell repeatedly in Tweedles gentlemen's club] 

  Parkins : That is not a musical instrument, sir.

  Lieutenant Tim Morton : Well, it's there to be rung, isn't it?

  Parkins : To be rung, yes. But not to play tunes on.