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5/10
Elizabeth Campbell is the only reason to see this awful movie
Memorabiliaurb8 April 2006
In 1968 Mexico city was the host of the first Mexican international movie festival,and thats the reason why this film was made with international star Elizabeth Campbell(one of the hottest babes in Mexican films at that time)but that was the only good in this sordid film who have scenes bizarre who supposed makes you feel fear,but you cant stop laugh of scenes like a skeleton dance a go go with the male star when he have a nightmare or Elizabeth Campbell kiss another skeleton in the mouth meanwhile the skeleton hands grab her butt(go figure)curiously the Mexican critics of that time say this was a masterpiece,but thats not true for nothing.Don't waste your time and only see the parts of Elizabeth Campbell and the rest of the movie in fast forward,except if you cant sleep one night,put this in your DVD player and you fall sleep before 15 minutes when picture starts.
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6/10
What a wonderful mess
BandSAboutMovies23 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The independently wealthy Albert Zugsmith made millions selling ads. So he did what you or I would probably want to do if we had that much money. He started producing his own movies, starting with his American Pictures Corporation, which made Captive Women, Sword of Venus and Port Sinister all for under $100,000 each.

His first big success was Invasion U.S.A., which he followed with Paris Model and Top Banana before making a deal with Universal. There, he produced Female on the Beach with Joan Crawford, The Incredible Shrinking Man, Written on the Wing and Touch of Evil before moving to MGM, where he got High School Confidential!, which was part of a series of films he worked on with Mamie Van Doren, including The Beat Generation, The Big Operator, Girls Town and the first movie he directed, The Private Lives of Adam and Eve.

The movies that he directed definitely start moving in an exploitation direction from here on out, like the Vincent Price movie Confessions of an Opium Eater, Sex Kittens Go to College, the notorious bomb Dondi, Psychedelic Sexualis, Sappho Darling and Movie Star American Style or LSD I Hate You. He also produced Russ Meyer's Fanny Hill.

That brings us to this burst of insanity.

Nick Vidal (Carlos Rivas) owns the bank his father stole from the Cervantes family, with Juan Cervantes (Ivan J. Rado, The Wild Bunch) still working there. For some reason, Juan has no worries at all, while Nick can barely sleep and is obsessed with the shady deal. He's also sleeping with his secretary, Sidonia (Regina Torné, La Senora Muerte).

Meanwhile, Consuelo the maid (Gloria Leticia Ortiz, Santo in the Hotel of Death) tries to hang herself and is stopped by her father Pedro (Germán Robles, who played Nostradamus the vampire in that series of films). It turns out that she too had an affair with Nick and can't live without him. And while all that's happening, Dr. Saluby (Guillermo Murray, El Mundo de Los Vampiros) has come to check on the injured maid and ends up sleeping with Nick's wife Muriel (Elizabeth Campbell, Golden Rubi from the Wrestling Women movies).

To make this even more convoluted, Nick has been getting threats on bank stationary. He's sure it's Juan, so when he goes to the man's house, instead of a fight, he's warmly greeted and taken to the Chinese room that gives this movie its title. There, he sees a woman in a mask who is in a drug haze, which helps her get over the pain she feels from her deformed foot.

Nick's nightmares kick into high gear, filled with gory dismemberments, dancing skeletons and him being bound to a giant clock.

Then, somehow, this becomes a murder mystery, as the maid is found hung again, but the real cause of death is choking by human hands. And anyone - everyone - has a reason for why she had to die, because it turns out that she's pregnant with Nick's child.

I have no idea how this film ended up made in Mexico with a mostly Mexican cast. That said, it's really something. How many mushroom taking murder mysteries with dream sequences have you seen?
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a psychedelic jumble of a movie
jjturley9 January 2006
Welcome to a place where the men and women are young and beautiful, and they are fabulously wealthy, living in mansions overlooking the ocean! Indeed, even the servants are gorgeous! Where is this magical place? Well, from the characters' names we would assume a Spanish-speaking country. (It was actually filmed in Acapulco.) But most of the actors are Americans, and everyone speaks perfect English, including the servants. Any place with palm trees and an ocean view should work...

The overall acting and editing are very good. There are also several dream/nightmare sequences, which create an eerie psychedelic feeling. Well done! Of course, we now come to the "story", and this is where things fall apart. I have seen this movie twice; it is complicated. Here is the gist: Nicolás Vidal (played by Carlos Rivas) is the owner of the powerful Cervantes Bank. In spite of great success, he is a troubled man: An employee at the bank, Juan Cervantes (played by Jorge Rado), by dint of his surname, should be the rightful owner of the bank. But Nicolás' father swindled the bank away from Juan's father years ago, and both sons know it. Curiously, Juan is not bothered at all; he is perfectly happy to be just a regular employee at the bank. Nicolás, in contrast, has regular nightmares, as he carries the guilt of his father's actions. Nicolás has been receiving threatening letters from someone promising his imminent death. Maybe it's not his fault he cannot sleep!

In a second thread, Nicolás' young maid Consuelo (played by Gloria Leticia Ortiz) is madly in love with him. At the very beginning of the movie, she in fact tries to kill herself. As a "maid", she doesn't do much housework. She prefers to spend time pursuing Nicolás.

In a third thread, there is Dr. Manuel Saluby (played by Guillermo Murray), who visited the maid after her failed suicide attempt. He follows up with more house calls to flirt with Nicolás' wife Muriel (played by Elizabeth Campbell).

You may be wondering what any of these story lines have to do with a Chinese Room! Well, it turns out that Juan Cervantes has a made-up "Chinese Room" in his house. Here he can sip green tea, burn incense, and write Chinese calligraphy. Visitors are welcome to "meditate", especially with the help of psychedelic mushrooms.

As we try to figure out what is going on, or what the point of the Chinese Room is, Consuelo is suddenly dead. Was it suicide, or was she murdered? And is the killer the same person who wrote the threatening letters to Nicolás? If you want to find out, I recommend you watch this without any incense or mushrooms!
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