- Pat: You look a bit la-di-da to me for this kind of game. Where do you come from?
- Nino Culotta: Italy.
- Pat: You don't look like an Eyetie to me. More like a Jerry.
- Nino Culotta: What is a Jerry please?
- Pat: A Hun. A German. Or something that goes under a bed. Eyeties are not much better.
- Nino Culotta: Do you know Italians?
- Pat: I do. I was a prisoner of war over there.
- Nino Culotta: Oh. You were captured by our soldiers in North Africa? Because my father was captain in North Africa.
- Pat: Captured by your mob? Don't give me the tom tits. You Eyeties couldn't catch a bloody grasshopper. No - Jerries got me mate coming out of Greece - sunk the destroyer I was on.