- The Girl: [when Mayor puts his hand on her knee, and starts squeezing] Do you mind not feeling my leg, please?
- The Mayor: [to an African tourist] I'm very glad you could get along today. This must be very interesting for you -- coming as you do from an ancient culture where the hand-plow and the ox-cart work alongside the helicopter and the tractor.
- Boy: [putting his hands on Girl, in an alley] Come on. Why not?
- Girl: I don't want to.
- Boy: I thought you liked me.
- Girl: Well, I do like you.
- Boy: Then why won't you?
- Girl: Stop being so daft.
- Boy: [tries to kiss her] Ah, ya don't feel daft.
- Boy: Come on, come on.
- [she breaks free of him, and runs away]
- Boy: [to Patricia Healey] She wouldn't. You all want it! You're all getting it. But not from me!
- The Mayor: [to The Girl] I'm glad to see a youngster turning out today. I know you don't all spend your lives singing and dancing and listening to records.
- Fish Shop Man: Time for bed, my love.
- Fish Shop Woman: Time to tidy the place up.
- Fish Shop Man: Tomorrow is another day.
- Fish Shop Woman: If we don't do Saturday's work till Sunday. We won't do Sunday's work till Monday. We won't do Monday's work till Tuesday. We won't do Tuesday's work till Wednesday. We won't do Wednesday's work till Thursday. We won't do Thursday's work till Friday. We won't do Friday's work till Saturday. And we'll never catch Saturday's work again.
- Female Football Fan: This afternoon was a moment of truth for British football. Here, and how much longer can we go like this? We're a laughing stock! The game's been taken over by foreigners. Foreigner spies who we were fighting against in the last war! Its a national humiliation! Who? Who invented the game?
- British Football Fans: We did!
- Young Man: I like girls who'll be a bit difficult and to have a bit of spark. Girls who are intelligent, bore the pants off of me mentality. I like girls to be attractive, of course, and independent. Girls who can think for themselves! I'm not intellectual, but, I hope I'm fairly intelligent. My main interests are sun, skiing, water-skiing, games, in general. I used to have an aeroplane and I'm quite keen on cars. I have a Lancia. I like cars to be attractive, well-built, and quite fast. I'm definitely not class conscious. The people who interests me are the amusing, creative people. I don't read much or go to the theatre or opera or ballet. What I can't bear are people with chips on their shoulders. I have some working class friends to speak and laugh with; but, they never come to stay. I just don't think it would work! Of course, they're all bound to be class distinctions; but, these breakdown as soon as people who haven't had money before acquire it! I don't see why country estates shouldn't go on as they are provided they're well - run and attendants are happy and have a better deal than they would if they were independent! Why people get excited about money and a title, I can't think. All it can buy you is a good table at a restaurant.
- The Mayor: Most of the books, which I selected at random, were mere traps condoning homosexual practices, disguised as literature. I won't disclose the titles for obvious reasons.
- The Mayor: One author, in my opinion, after going into his background, is a man who sooner or later will come into collision with the authorities. In the meantime, he's free to write filthy books and have them published at a profit. Everything he writes is acclaimed by the critics. This author maintains, the public revulsion of perversion is middle class prejudice.
- The Mayor: It's most alarming. I'm beginning to wonder how many more dirty books there are in our public library.
- Librarian: Shall we have a cup of tea?