The Benny Hill Show (1969–1989)
Bob Todd: Self, Various Roles, Various Characters
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Quotes
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Traveller : I say, is this Platt's Bottom?
Toddy : No, it's not, it's mine!
Traveller : Well, where do I find Platt's Bottom?
Toddy : Well, you don't start from there!
Traveller : Well, which direction is it?
Toddy : I don't know.
Paddy : Me neither.
Traveller : You're not very bright, are you?
Chirpy Chuckles : No, but we ain't lost!
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Fanny Craddock : But first of all, we must put in just a little tiny spot of absinthe.
Johnny Craddock : 'Cause absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!
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[repeated lines, with Benny as a man with a heavy Chinese accent, and Bob Todd as an Indian gentleman who politely misunderstands almost everything]
Chinese Man : Don't you know the Queen's English?
Indian Man : Oh, I'm sure she is.
