Dracula (the Dirty Old Man) (1969)

Billy Whitton: Mike, Irving Jackalman

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• Alucard : Irving, you have brought me another beauty!

  Jackal-man : Well... I guess you could call her that.

• Mike Waters : It was a day just like any other -- which doesn't say much. And then all of a sudden the sky turned. And I saw a blue mountain -- back behind a blue mountain -- back behind another blue mountain. And then I knew that I was in the land of blue mountains.

• Alucard : Good evening!

  Mike Waters : Damn! You scared me -- scared the hell out of me.

  Alucard : What you think? I was checking out the place, I didn't hear you come in. But now that you're here...

  Mike Waters : Yeah, well, my name is Mike Waters and I was looking for the bathroom.

  Alucard : How do you do. I'm sorry, but we don't have good bathing facilities here.

  Mike Waters : What'd you say?

  Alucard : I said, we don't have good places for going here in the shaft. But I want you to know that... .

  Mike Waters : You talk funny. You really do.

  Alucard : Well, don't you worry about it.

• [first lines] 

  Mike Waters : There across the desert was where I had my first experience.