- Alucard: Irving, you have brought me another beauty!
- Jackal-man: Well... I guess you could call her that.
- Mike Waters: It was a day just like any other -- which doesn't say much. And then all of a sudden the sky turned. And I saw a blue mountain -- back behind a blue mountain -- back behind another blue mountain. And then I knew that I was in the land of blue mountains.
- Alucard: Good evening!
- Mike Waters: Damn! You scared me -- scared the hell out of me.
- Alucard: What you think? I was checking out the place, I didn't hear you come in. But now that you're here...
- Mike Waters: Yeah, well, my name is Mike Waters and I was looking for the bathroom.
- Alucard: How do you do. I'm sorry, but we don't have good bathing facilities here.
- Mike Waters: What'd you say?
- Alucard: I said, we don't have good places for going here in the shaft. But I want you to know that... .
- Mike Waters: You talk funny. You really do.
- Alucard: Well, don't you worry about it.
- Alucard: I'm going to make you a deal. I want for you to go out and get me every night a different girl. You like to do that for me? You would have fun! What's left over, I give you. I'm gonna make you a Jackal-man.