A Fine Pair (1968)

Rock Hudson: Capt. Mike Harmon

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• Chief Wellman : Would you like to propose a toast?

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Yes. Criminals.

  [Chief Wellman is shocked] 

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Without them, we'd all be out of work.

• Esmeralda Marini : It's hard to admit, isn't it?

  Capt. Mike Harmon : What?

  Esmeralda Marini : It is more fun breaking into a house, than protecting it.

• Capt. Mike Harmon : I couldn't care a less about your friends.

  Esmeralda Marini : We're not exactly friends. We just made love a few times. What's wrong?

  Capt. Mike Harmon : I see. Just lovers, not friends. You only go to bed with enemies, right?

  Esmeralda Marini : No! I loved him very much when we made love. After...

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Onto the next Roger.

  Esmeralda Marini : Naturally, you think there've been a lot.

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Yes, I do. If I thought about it.

  Esmeralda Marini : You'd consider even one more Roger too many. Right? You're the first man I ever knew who showed more interests in the others than in me.

• Esmeralda Marini : Why didn't you tell me it was going to be so hot?

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Would you have believed me if I told you?

• Esmeralda Marini : [after checking into a Kitzbühel hotel]  I think he suspects something.

  Capt. Mike Harmon : What?

  Esmeralda Marini : Unmarried people asking for separate rooms is suspicious. He naturally assumes we are here to make love.

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Why would he think that?

  Esmeralda Marini : No skis.

• Capt. Mike Harmon : What you can't understand is that I'm crazy about you because you're a liar, a thief and a rebel!

• Esmeralda Marini : Ah, ah, ah.

  Capt. Mike Harmon : Yeah, do it. Ah, ah, ah.

• Capt. Mike Harmon : I just want to be what you are: a free person. I'm against any: false morality, against established order, against hypocrisy. Against hang-ups!