Acquasanta Joe (1971)
Lincoln Tate: Acquasanta Joe, Holy Water Joe
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Quotes
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Charlie Bennett : I came to town to pay my last respects to my dear old mother.
Acquasanta Joe : In a whorehouse?
Charlie Bennett : Poor ol' mother. I guess I am a son-of-a-bitch.
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Jeff Donovan : Nobody is his right mind would turn $3,000 for that Bennett.
Acquasanta Joe : Just think of me as crazy.
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Jeff Donovan : Here, I wouldn't want you to die without your hat on.
Acquasanta Joe : You're a forgiving bastard, ain't ya?
Jeff Donovan : Yeh, it's amazing. The similarities between us.
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Acquasanta Joe : Uhhh... Look, I would really prefer a redhead.
[to the blonde saloon girl who enters his room]
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Acquasanta Joe : You wouldn't want me to meet St. Peter in the nude, would you?
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Charlie Bennett : Okay, we're here.
Acquasanta Joe : We're where?
Charlie Bennett : The end of the damn road as far as I'm concerned. My bladder's almost bursting...
[grunting]
Charlie Bennett : ... Don't you understand dammit! I gotta pee... Come on. You want me to ruin this saddle.
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Acquasanta Joe : Don't worry. I ain't watchin' ya.
[to Bennett who is trying to find a place to pee]