Hannie Caulder (1971)
Raquel Welch: Hannie Caulder
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Quotes
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Hannie Caulder : Thank you Sheriff.
[turns to leave]
Sheriff Moody : Any time.
Sheriff Moody : [slaps her on the butt] Any time at all.
Hannie Caulder : [turns back to him] If you weren't the Sheriff, I'd call one.
Sheriff Moody : Your bottom's wet.
Hannie Caulder : So's your chin.
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Sheriff Lee : Damn it, woman! You didn't have to cut him in half, did ya?
Hannie Caulder : Both halves match, don't they?
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Hannie Caulder : I'll make it worth your while.
Thomas Luther Price : I don't see no pockets in that blanket.
Hannie Caulder : I wasn't talking about money.
Thomas Luther Price : Well, I'll be damned. You do want somebody killed bad, don't you?
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Sheriff Lee : You're a hard woman, Hannie Caulder.
Hannie Caulder : Like the man said: there aren't any hard women, only soft men.
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Rufus Clements : Just drop the damn bottle.
Hannie Caulder : [with her back turned to Rufus] Hello, Rufus.
Rufus Clements : I heard you got real smart since we saw you last.
Hannie Caulder : Funny, I didn't hear the same thing about you.
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Thomas Luther Price : You wouldn't by any chance be married to a no-good bastard with a price on his head, would you?
Hannie Caulder : You're a bounty hunter?
Thomas Luther Price : I am.
Hannie Caulder : You kill men for money?
Thomas Luther Price : You know a better reason?
Hannie Caulder : Yes, I do...
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Thomas Luther Price : [handing Hannie a pair of pants] Here, put them on. You got about as much on underneath that blanket as my horse.
[Hannie starts to pull them on]
Thomas Luther Price : My name's Price. Thomas... Luther... Price.
Hannie Caulder : Mine's Mrs... . mine's Hannie. Caulder.
Thomas Luther Price : All right. Then let's get goin', Hannie Caulder.
Hannie Caulder : Where to?
Thomas Luther Price : Mexico. There's a... gunmaker there.
Hannie Caulder : Gunmaker?
Thomas Luther Price : Well, I can't very well teach you to shoot without one, can I?
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Thomas Luther Price : You don't mind riding double with a dead man?
[indicating his second horse carrying a dead body]
Hannie Caulder : I don't mind.
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Sheriff Lee : You know, you'd be doin' me a big favor, Miss Caulder, if you'd just git yourself right the hell outta my town before some innocent people get caught in your crossfire.
Hannie Caulder : I wonder why you didn't say the same to the Clements?
Sheriff Lee : They weren't bothering nobody, they were just ridin' around bein' wanted. You're shootin' the hell outta the place!
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Hannie Caulder : Get up! Strap it on!
Frank Clemens : Can I put my pants on?
Hannie Caulder : You're not gonna need them for long.
Frank Clemens : What the hell's this all about?
Hannie Caulder : I'm gonna kill ya.
Frank Clemens : Hmmm, hmmm, ha, ha, ha
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Thomas Luther Price : If I was to teach you the gun, you'd then go out and get your ass blowed off.
Hannie Caulder : It's my ass.
Thomas Luther Price : Shame to get it shot full o' holes. It's as pretty a one as I ever laid eyes on.
Hannie Caulder : If you're lucky, you'll lay more than that.
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Hannie Caulder : They're gonna get what they deserve.
Thomas Luther Price : Well, you're not. Win or lose, you lose.
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Hannie Caulder : Why the two triggers?
Bailey : Just a bit of Bailey magic. Saves using your thumb to cock the hammer.
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Madame : Hey, I don't remember hiring you.
Hannie Caulder : You didn't.
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Thomas Luther Price : I'll say it one more time: give it up, Hannie.
Hannie Caulder : I can't.
Thomas Luther Price : You mean you won't.
Hannie Caulder : I mean I can't!
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Hannie Caulder : There aren't any hard women, only soft men.