O Lucky Man! (1973)

Graham Crowden: Stewart, Prof. Millar, Meths Drinker

Quotes 

• Professor Millar : What do you think is the most successful animal that's ever lived on this earth?

  Michael Arnold Travis : The ant?

  Professor Millar : The dinosaur. Uh, do you realize that the dinosaurs dominated this globe for 140 million years before they became extinct? Modern Man has been on this planet for only a fraction of just over 40,000 years and yet already he faces extinction. In fact, the species will be lucky to survive beyond the year 2010. Mankind has only one hope: science. Technology is a survival kit of the human race. Even the politicians realize this. What they don't, or won't realize is, that the technical solutions are already entirely within our power. The entire population of India could be rehoused on the moon within ten years. It's only a matter of learning to live in a new way.

• Professor Millar : Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids.

• Michael Arnold Travis : Yes, but what's gonna happen to me? Will I come out the same as I went in?

  Professor Millar : Not the same: better.

• Professor Millar : Now, I would just like you to sign this release form.

  Michael Arnold Travis : [reads from the form]  "I hereby consent to lease the Millar Research Clinic all physical experimental rights in my body for one week for the sum of £100." Well, I'd like to help Professor Millar, but £150 is definitely my minimum price.

  Professor Millar : Definitely? A figure like that is just beyond us.

  Michael Arnold Travis : One hundred and fifty pounds... and I'm not going to argue about it.

  Professor Millar : A hundred and thirty.

  Michael Arnold Travis : A hundred and forty-five.

  Professor Millar : A hundred and thirty-five.

  Michael Arnold Travis : A hundred and forty.

  Professor Millar : Done! Sign by the cross.