A Slightly Pregnant Man (1973)

Claude Melki: Lucien Soumain

Quotes 

• Marco Mazetti : I'm pregnant.

  Lucien Soumain : I didn't know that could happen to men.

  Marco Mazetti : It's new.

  Lucien Soumain : You got shafted?

  Marco Mazetti : You want a punch in the nose? It's caused by food.

  Lucien Soumain : What did you eat?

  Marco Mazetti : Chicken, but it's more than that. It's food in general. We eat tons of junk and we end up with a bun in the oven. It could happen to you or any other guy.

  Lucien Soumain : There goes my appetite. I'll never eat again.