Dracula in the Provinces (1975)

Lando Buzzanca: Costante Nicosia

Quotes 

• Peppino : Do you know who my father was?

  [Nicosia glances at Peppino whom is a hunchback] 

  Costante Nicosia : A camel.

• Costante Nicosia : [to his wife]  I always have good luck with things that rhyme with the letter 'u', EXCEPT YOU!

• [seeing his loafing brother-in-law snoring at his desk] 

  Costante Nicosia : The voice of the proletariat!