- Ivan Bekey: Say lady, how would you like to spend a second honeymoon? Right here. There's nobody around for forty miles.
- Marlene Bekey: Discipline, Dr. Bekey. You're here as a geologist, not a husband.
- Ivan Bekey: And you, Dr. Bekey, are a slavedriver.
- Oscar Goldman: [looking at a giant footprint] What is it, a mountain lion?
- Col. Steve Austin: No, it's too big. What do you think, a huge grizzly, Tom?
- Tom Raintree: No. No, not a cat. Not a grizzly.
- Oscar Goldman: Well, what is it?
- Tom Raintree: There's only one thing in the mountains that leaves a track like this. The creature of legend that roams the Timberline. My people named him Sasquatch. You call him... Bigfoot.
- Jaime Sommers: [on phone in classroom] You're office told me that you and Steve were in the California Mountains. I, eh, what are you doing, fishing?
- Oscar Goldman: [on other line, on location] I wish we were fishing.
- Shalon: You're really very special, Colonel Austin. Are there many more of you?
- Col. Steve Austin: ...Yes, there's a whole army of us.
- Shalon: [sensors start beeping] Now Colonel, you and I both know that's not true, don't we?