Looking for Mr. Goodbar (1977)

Diane Keaton: Theresa Dunn

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• Martin : Teaching's a waste of time, I'm writing a novel.

  Theresa : Isn't everybody.

  Martin : Getting divorced too.

  Theresa : Isn't everybody.

• Man in bar : Me, queer! Jesus, I'm a married man, I've got 2 kids and a very expensive mistress. I'm an animal.

  Theresa : That's why you go to gay bars ?

• Bartender : Confidentially, with me... one's too many and a million's not enough.

  Theresa : I got the same problem with men.

• Theresa : Honeymoon? I thought you went to get an abortion!

• Theresa : I'm alone, I'm not lonely. I'm depressed - you're depressing me.

• Theresa : Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning.

• Tony Lo Porto : Kiss my ass.

  Theresa : I did.

• James : Is that why you don't wash the dishes, because the roaches are hungry?

  Theresa : Why else?

• Theresa : First thing, on with the tv. Next - nothing. Just sit there on the bed watching the porno movie, I honest to God expect he's going to bring out a bag of popcorn. Finally, the big moment. He doesn't even take off his pants. And all the time he's doing it to me, he's watching them do it on tv.

• James : What are you hooked on?

  Theresa : Anything I can get.

• Theresa : Go set the world on fire.

  Tony Lo Porto : On a couple of bucks!

  Theresa : Find a smaller world.

• Theresa : When your nightlife interferes with your daylife...

• Theresa : Most guys first time out they try to score, they expect it. And some of them get pretty nasty if they don't get it. So by the 2nd time it's either fuck or forget it.

• Theresa : Talk about amateur, played for a hooker by a square and ripped off as a sucker by a dick.

• Theresa : By parted lovers it is writ/Oh darling, thou art still a shit.

• Theresa : I don't believe in the future.

• James : I love you.

  Theresa : Don't love me. Just make love.

• Theresa : How did Barney take it?

  Katherine : Barney? Oh Barney took it real hard. He's already shacked up with a teenybopper with a maxi-mouth and a mini-brain, dirty thief! Oh yes, they also have his and her towels, his and her hairdryers, his and her vibrators!