Grease (1978)

Sid Caesar: Coach Calhoun

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• Coach Calhoun : [Danny is trying out for wrestling and smoking a cigarette]  All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.

  Danny : Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.

  Coach Calhoun : No, I mean your clothes.

  Danny : Oh.

• Coach Calhoun : [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball]  Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.

  Danny : Oh, yeah? Like what?

  Coach Calhoun : Like, uh... track!

  Danny : Whaddaya mean, like running?

  Coach Calhoun : Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!

  Danny : That could be cool.

• Coach Calhoun : [reading list of dance rules]  All couples must be boy-girl.

  Putzie : Too bad, Eugene!

• Principal McGee : [continuing with dance rules]  Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified

  Rizzo : Well, that leaves us out!

  Coach Calhoun : Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.