Planet of Dinosaurs (1977)

Harvey Shain: Harvey Baylor

Quotes 

• Capt. Lee Norsythe : I'll need two volunteers to see what's up there.

  Nyla : I'll go.

  Capt. Lee Norsythe : Good, take Mr. Baylor with you.

  Harvey : I thought this was volunteer work.

  Capt. Lee Norsythe : You haven't been carrying any heavy equipment, Mr. Baylor. You look fairly well rested.

  Harvey : Well, doesn't being a vice president pull any weight around here?

  Nyla : Of course, Mr. Baylor. I mean, you get to walk on the shady side!

  Harvey : I suppose rank has its privileges. This is one of the rankest privileges I've ever encountered.

• Harvey : Why don't we just go somewhere, and ask somebody for some help?

  Mike : This isn't Nebraska. There isn't any service station down the road. There isn't any phone. If there were, the long-distance rates would be something else.

• Nyla : I don't think a chicken laid these...

  Harvey : Well I'll tell you something, it wasn't a streetcar, baby.

• Harvey : Captain! Slow her down!

  Capt. Lee Norsythe : Slow or fast, Mr. Baylor, we're landing.

• Harvey : Oh, great, great. You not only lose the spaceship, you nearly drown all of us. And you land us God knows where. And now you're telling me you lost the most valuable piece of equipment we had aboard ship? Captain, the next ship you get, you're going to be the steward.

• Harvey : [showing Nyla a large egg]  Do you know what this is, sweetheart? This is eggs Benedict for a week. Scrambled eggs, sunny-side up! Cheese omelette for 10! Can you imagine what must have laid these? We're looking at fried chicken for a month.