- Jack Terry: God, that scream is terrible.
- Sam: What cat did you strangle to get that?
- Jack Terry: That's her voice.
- Sam: You didn't dub that?
- Sally: Are yuh leavin'?
- Jack Terry: Yeah, I gotta go, but, um, whatta yuh say when you get outta here, we have a drink sometime... hmmm - in a glass?
- Sam: I need you now. Now get in here.
- [he presents three girls who all attempt a terrified scream]
- Sam: What do you think?
- Jack Terry: Keep looking.
- Sam: Keep looking? Hey Jack, what are you talking about?
- Jack Terry: First it's a drink, then it's my place, now it's a motel. Things are really movin' fast tonight, aren't they Sally.
- Jack Terry: I met you on "Blood Bath", right? And then we did "Blood Bath II". And then we did "Bad Day at Blood Beach". And then we did "Bordello of Blood". Well, that brings us up to date. "Co-ed Frenzy".
- Lawrence Henry: Who gives a damn that you were there? You wanna tell his wife that he died with his hand up some girl's dress? Or maybe you'd rather she read it in the papers?
- Jack Terry: Well, that is what happened. I mean, that is the truth, isn't it?
- Detective at Hospital: A bang?
- Jack Terry: Yeah, some sort of a bang.
- Detective at Hospital: Where?
- Jack Terry: I'm not sure where.
- Detective at Hospital: You were facing the car?
- Jack Terry: Yes.
- Detective at Hospital: Well, you heard the blowout.
- Jack Terry: Yes, I heard the blowout, but the first sound I heard was a bang.
- Sally: I really love movies, you know. It's a very interesting subject to me because I do make-up.
- Jack Terry: Do you?
- Sally: Yeah. Right now it's only behind a counter, but I have this dream about doin' make-up for movies. You know, like, I've seen these big movie stars like Barbra Streisand, you know? They don't do it right.
- Jack Terry: No.
- Sally: I know how to fix a face.
- Detective Mackey: Why the fuck does everything have to be a conspiracy? Huh? A man has a couple too many drinks, he drives off the road, falls into a creek. Accident, plain and simple. Accident.
- Jack Terry: It was not an accident. Look, let me tell you something. I was there. That tire was shot out. I heard it. I recorded it.
- Detective Mackey: So you're an earwitness to an assassination. That's good. It's got a nice ring. I like that.
- Detective Mackey: Don't you understand? If they can get away with killing McRyan, who's next?
- Jack Terry: Who's 'they'? First tell me who 'they' is. What is that? A communist conspiracy of some kind? Or maybe it's a couple of Ayatollahs running out here in the street with blowguns.
- Detective Mackey: Oh, will you give me a break.
- Jack Terry: Save your paranoia for Public Television.
- Jack Terry: I thought you wanted to know about movies.
- Sally: Yeah, movies are great, but, I mean, this is - this is like real life on the streets. You know? It's exciting!
- Burke: I didn't kill him. It was an accident.
- Jack Manners: You accidentally shot out the tire of his car?
- Frank Donahue: Hey! Frank Donahue believes it. And he's got eight million people, Jack, eight million people every night that watch him.
- Burke: I changed the tire. Made it look like a blowout. I erased the sound guy's tapes so everybody'll think he's a crackpot. Karp's disappeared, but I'll find him. But that still leaves the girl. I've decided to terminate her and make it look like one of a series of sex killings in the area. This would completely secure our operation.
- Jack Manners: What operation?
- Sally: I get paid to smile my ass off and show the 27 different color lipsticks they're pushin'. You know how much I make? Shit is what I make. And I sure as hell can't type. So it doesn't leave a helluva lot, you know?
- Jack Terry: I got a look at some of your earlier work, some of your motel candid-camera shots. You got nice tits. Who was paying you to flash 'em for McRyan?
- Sally: Gee, what are you gonna do?
- Jack Terry: What?
- Sally: What are you gonna do?
- Jack Terry: What do you mean what am I gonna do? What are *we* gonna do?
- Sally: I need a drink, Manny. Come on, give me a drink.
- Manny Karp: Yeah, sure I'll get us a drink.
- Sally: Just give me the bottle.
- Manny Karp: Girl. Hey, now you're thinkin', babe.
- Sally: You see what I mean? See that creepy character? That's what I'm talkin' about. It's just not safe any more.